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His name means "God's Child". Being named this proves his messiah status. Goulding, originating from Ireland, gives this man the normally impossible feat of total alcohol immunity. Combining theses 2 traits allows for Christian Goulding to be the most amazing deity to ever walk the Earth.
Man: Holy shit that man can drink.
Wife: And he's real fucking hot.
Man: What!?!
Wife: Sorry honey, he's just such a Christian Goulding.
Samuel is a very sexy wasian boy who is super nice and got a 3 milimeter defeater.
Wow youre so hot and wasian just like Samuel Christian Santos.
are you christian elliott monroe barber?
The coolest teacher in school, will bring you hot chocolate. Will be your #1 fan and support you through thick and thin. Really happy all the time and delivers the best dad jokes!
person #1: Our teacher forgot about the test we were supposed to have today so we ate cake instead!
person #2: Lucky! Your teacher is such an Ole Christian!
To ditch your friends and go home with strange instead.
OMG dude, if I take you out you better not pull a Christian on me!
a school based completely on the amount of money you have. the more money you have, the more people will like you.
Pinewood Christian Academy is full of rich stuck up snobs
a nasty hoe thats gay and needs attention (period)
"hey have you seen christian dean? hes so fuggin gay broo!"