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Blue Asshole

Mating call for XO fans

Person 1: What do you think the 'blue asshole' even is, do you think?
Person 2: Dude I just sat down who the fuck asks that

by dandan7 November 25, 2024


Mythical asshole

The act of an individual being an asshole- but it's difficult to prove or to provide proof. He said she said situations usually constitute one as a mythical asshole. Typically this phrasing is acknowledge with x-husbands, shitty boyfriends & narcissistic bosses.

I couldn't get through to Troy during our conversation- I don't know why, but he was being a complete mythical asshole.

by Nerdymama August 8, 2015


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by aunusedhandle May 3, 2022


Licking your asshole

Being very close to someone else, whether in a game or physically.

“You are winning by so much, no one’s even licking your asshole.”

by Tini 7219 September 16, 2023


righteous asshole

a term that is used when taking a video on someone else's phone

haley: "i appreciate... your righteous asshole"

by heccarina June 18, 2018


PRIME ASSHOLE

Somebody who keeps asking you, " is that a PRIME NUMBER?

Where EVER that ASSHOLE moves that ASSHOLE STICKS with them.

An ASSHOLE that deserves a SLING TRAIN of at least FIVE.

You are such a PRIME ASSHOLE as being so PERFECT PRIME as it never adds up that it still be a PRIME NUMBER so stop asking , " is that PRIME"?

Obviously that PRIME ASSHOLE has moved and of course their PRIME ASSHOLE goes with them.

Next time you get on that SLING the PRIME ASSHOLE is going to get trained

by NEW BISEXUALITY April 19, 2021


Asshole Nod

That moment, when you see your boss at the office, or some old friend on the street, and the person looks you directly in the eye and nods without saying a word because they are too much of a coward to speak or apologize for being a utter douchebag at some time in the past.

Dude: "Hey bro did the bossman come talk with you?"
Me: "No dude, he just sort of gave me the Asshole Nod."

Dude: "Wtf is wrong with that guy, he's such a douche and a pussy?"
Me: "Word"

by McDoodles October 27, 2014