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A weekly mandatory meeting held usually but not always restricted to the O'Banion Palace where great minds who think alike get together and prepare a delicious meal made entirely of food and discuss current events that pertain to the general interests of the Tuesday Night Meeting Crew. Beverages are provided via BYO. Tuesday Night Meetings, simply abbreviated TNM, were devleoped in order to ensure that good friends get together at least once per week to solve the worlds problems. Important Holidays are celebrated, and detail of the celbration is decided by popular vote. If yer not in, yer out. Thats as simple as it gets.
"Who is cooking for next week's Tuesday Night Meeting?"
1π 4π
1. A one night stand with a person who has an exceptional amount of body hair.
2. Hooking up with someone who rudely leaves body hair all over your bed sheets, which results in never calling him or her for a second go-around.
3. A hairy hump horror!
Girl 1 wakes up to change her sheets after a drunk night with a guy she meets at a Valentines Day party.
"Holy cow! There is pubic hair all over my sheets!"
Girl 1's friend: "BARRFFFFFF"
Girl 1: "I don't want all this hair in my washer, I'm going to roll it up in this lint remover tape roller"
Girl 1's friend: "BARRRFFFFFFF"
Girl 1: "That was one hairy night stand!"
5π 4π
1. Similar to "Netflix and chill" but with Monday Night Football and not a thot. She knows that there are scheduled breaks for things like halftime and quarter changes, so she understands that the "chill" is implied to happen during those times.
2. Actually watching MNF whilst chilling... less preferable, but still potential for a great experience setting the groundwork for another Monday Night Football and chill, or perhaps even a Netflix and chill session.
Him: Hey, what're you doing tonight? Wanna come through for some Monday Night Football and chill?
Her: Sounds good, I heard it's another double header too!
Him: You don't say... I guess that just provides more opportunity for the chill doesn't it?
Her: Yep, see you around 650 so we can get settled before the first game starts
A one-night stand crush is a crush that lasts as long as a one-night stand. Short and sweet, in and out. Take the goods and zoom. Yeet yourself out of there. We know you got commitment issues.
My friend Vic had a one-night stand crush. She yeeted out of there quick tho!
Yesterday, I met this guy and I totally liked him! I don't like him anymore, it was definitely a one-night stand crush!
When one simultaneously turns the lights off in a room, and pulls their scrotum over a high intensity flash light. The result is everyone in the room immediately locking eyes with your glowing orbs.
When Larry did the New Richmond Night Light, it really lit up the room.
When you're experiencing a bout of diarrhea that is threatening to come out when you don't want it to.
Wife to husband while driving: baby, I'm need to find a bathroom, it's threat level mud-night.
something everyone has been waiting for, for years.
person in 2015: omg i cant wait for the Five Nights at Freddy's movie to come out !
same person in 2023: ...