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After hitting a pregnant woman with your Chrysler the afterbirth/placenta juice is obtained. It is then used as lube to have anal sex in the back of said Chrysler listening to Eminem. Most commonly performed by people with open option majors. Give the pregnant woman cab fare and send her on her way.
Ben totally gave Tyler a kick ass Michigan Boner last night!
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a stoner's (person who is stoned) boner (erect penis)
"Look! Erik's got a stoner boner!"
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Used to define someone acting like a retard
Hey John was making love to a duck, yeah hes sucj a monkey boner
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State of arousal that cannot be relieved by a satisfying hand shandy because you’re stuck in lockdown with your family.
After fourteen days in lockdown with his girlfriend , Adam had a severe case of Corona-boner.
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State of mind reached when distracted by an incredibly hot woman.
Dude...are we staying or going?
Er...what? Sorry...missed that. <shakes head> I was in a boner fog.
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A momentous occasion
Oh my God, I got an A on the test! Boner collision!
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As the opposite of pro-boner, con-boner can mean uncool, stupid, lame, ect.
"Dude this party is so con-boner"
"You are so con-boner"
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