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When the Kiwis combined Shed with mattress and scared the Japanese so much, they decided not to invade. It was invented after the emu wars luckily for the emus
Soldier: Sir they have a bob Semple tank.
General: Lower your weapons buys we have to surrender, there's nothing we can do...
PRO FARM BOT
WOOD
AND
GIVEAWAYS
ALL
DAY
"Hey, do you know Farm Bot Bob?"
"THE PRO FARM BOT?!?!?!"
"Yep, that's him!"
When you get a belly razberry and then shit yourself. Then the porson who gave the razberry pukes on you because your laughing too hard.
Belly bob thorton ruined sex last night.
Ball Bobbing
When Partner A puts their testicles in a container filled with water, Partner B then has to bob for them like apples
Marcus: Dude! Jessica bobbed for my balls like apples last night, was some total ball bobbing!
Jeff: What the fuck
When another man deep throats another, causing the Adam's apple to bob up and down.
Joe likes to go to Casey's to go bobbing for adam's apples.
A couple who bonds over harassing and threatening other women online. Most tend to be miserable, mentally unstable, hateful, women haters, with an obsession for doordash. They are most likely to go after the most vulnerable women in a community. They strive for the title of the biggest victim. They rarely have any legit supporters because they used private contact information from donations to intimidate them into silence. However, they are secretly waiting for the day they turn on each other, and begin the process of air each other's dirty laundry, in a competition to be top victim. They most likely already have their narratives and lies against each other prepared.
Oh no they broke up? Hopefully they're not a Bob and Laurie kind of couple.