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Michigan Boner

After hitting a pregnant woman with your Chrysler the afterbirth/placenta juice is obtained. It is then used as lube to have anal sex in the back of said Chrysler listening to Eminem. Most commonly performed by people with open option majors. Give the pregnant woman cab fare and send her on her way.

Ben totally gave Tyler a kick ass Michigan Boner last night!

by bonerhands January 17, 2012

6πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


stoner boner

a stoner's (person who is stoned) boner (erect penis)

"Look! Erik's got a stoner boner!"

by Ariel McDermott August 31, 2003

28πŸ‘ 77πŸ‘Ž


Monkey Boner

Used to define someone acting like a retard

Hey John was making love to a duck, yeah hes sucj a monkey boner

by Nick Kos Alex Barnett December 17, 2004

10πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Boner Collision

A momentous occasion

Oh my God, I got an A on the test! Boner collision!

by GTS585 January 2, 2011

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


boner fog

State of mind reached when distracted by an incredibly hot woman.

Dude...are we staying or going?

Er...what? Sorry...missed that. <shakes head> I was in a boner fog.

by johann1965 July 1, 2010

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Corona-boner

State of arousal that cannot be relieved by a satisfying hand shandy because you’re stuck in lockdown with your family.

After fourteen days in lockdown with his girlfriend , Adam had a severe case of Corona-boner.

by Steelworker Jim April 8, 2020

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Lubey Boner

A man erects a boner while applying abundant amounts of lubricant

He got a Lubey Boner before he got it in with his girl

by Monster Gagz March 22, 2011

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž