God's Embrace

When you get high really late at night, turn your fan on, strip down to your underwear, crawl under a blanket and fall asleep watching Family guy.

Jake:Dude, I've felt God's Embrace 3 times this week
Lukas: Dude, I'm gonna do one tonight.

Kyle God

A Kyle who gives off total crackhead vibes and drinks 17 bottles of Monster energy drinks an hour.

Dang bro, hes such a Kyle God

praise be to God

I love god

God is good

I love Christ

I pray “Praise be to God” every fucking day of my life now that I’m a non-denominational Christian

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SPAGHETTI GOD

A BIG, WHOLE WHEAT DICK AND NICE AND CHUNKY, FLOSPAGHETTI GOD WITH A BIG, WHOLE WHEAT DICK AND NICE AND CHUNKY, FLOPPY MEATBALL BALLSPPY MEAT SPAGHETTI GOD WITH A BIG, WHOLE WHEAT DICK AND NICE AND CHUNKY, FLOPPY MEATBALL BALLSSPAGHETTI GOD WITH A BIG, WHOLE WHEAT DICK AND NICE AND CHUNKY, FLOPPY MEATBALL BALLS SPAGHETTI GOD WITH A BIG, WHOLE WHEAT DICK AAND NICE AND CHUNKY, FLOPPY MEATBALL BALLSSPAGHETTI GOD WITH A BIG, WHOLE WHEAT DICK AND NICE AND CHUNKY, FLOPPY MEATBALL BALLS SPAGHETTI GOD WITH A BIG, WHOLE WHEAT DICK AND NICE AND CHUNKY, FLOPPY MEATBALL BALLSSPAGHETTI GOD WITH A BIG, WHOLE WHEAT DICK AND NICE AND CHUNKY, FLOPPY MEATBALL BALLS

SPAGHETTI GOD WITH A BIG, WHOLE WHEAT DICK AND NICE AND CHUNKY, FLOPPY MEATBALL BALLS

Ravioli God

There can only be one ravioli God in the world. If the current ravioli God doesn't want to be god, they have to go to the closest Zapppos and poison all the food. The person who survives is the next ravioli God.

Man, Jacob is a great Ravioli God.

Despacito God

That one dickhead who thinks hes shit at art and is fucked up in the head but hes actually good at art and no one really cares

Despacito God> sipik do you hate me?
Sipik> nah man ur fine
Despacito God> fuckinell

God Church

A word in Jake Paul's song its every day bro. And he had to ryhme with merch. And now it's a things he says.

I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a GOD CHURCH!