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Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce

Expression used when one is ripped off.

Guy: Dude, this ain't coke, it's nothin but baking flour.
Skeazy Dealer: Bullshit. This coke is the bee's knees. I got it from my cuz, yo.
Guy: Listen "bro", "Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce." You and your "cuz" can go fuck yourselves.

by Brazzell Dazzle August 24, 2009

29πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Well fuck me sideways and call me George

Kinda like "Ill be dammed" just funnier

Guy 1:"Dude it worked!"
Guy 2:"Well fuck me sideways and call me George"
Guy 1:"Wait, what?"

by kinkysauce September 24, 2018


just bite my nuts and call me skippy

to be shocked if you hear something you can say that with no homo

real well just bite my nuts and call me skippy

by beating meat nuting off November 10, 2009

11πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


the pot calling the kettle black

A older term used in the US south to discriminate against people of color. Also it can be used to criticize or bring down a person of color. People who use it are racist.

Wow Shaquisha is such a jerk. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.

by Henry Louis Gates Jr. April 24, 2018

2πŸ‘ 59πŸ‘Ž


well slap my titties and call me sally

when someone is so amazed at something that they have someone slap their tits and call them sally, then they turn into a girl for the rest of their lives. the spell can be undone by saying: well slap my dick and call me your name here

well slap my titties and call me sally

SHIT YOU A GIRL

HELL YA

by super mega poop December 10, 2013

22πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Call Of Duty: Black Ops Cold War

A waste of 60$ lol literally the worst Call Of Duty ever. If you dont agree, you’re either a reg gunner that sucks at sniping, a camper, or you suck at Modern Warfare. Nothing about Cold War is good. SBMM, Campers, Shitty Snipers, Broken Automatics, Minecraft Movement, etc.

Call Of Duty: Black Ops Cold War nis dogshit & their doing nothing but making it worst. They add overpowered smgs and rifles, but the snipers are hitmarker machines until you level them up & they aim slow as hell even with the best attachemnts. The snipers on COD Mobile are better. This garbage ass game is literally a reg gunners wet dream. A fucking special ed kid could use automatics & everything outclasses snipers.

by Comikazie May 9, 2021

5πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Well fuck me in the ass and call me daddy

Used when someone is shocked because something they didn't expect happened.

Can also be used when someone thinks they screwed up.

Yeah, we've got a test tomorrow. Didn't you know?
Well fuck me in the ass and call me daddy. I'm so screwed.

by BitchBitch666 November 20, 2018

10πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž