Large, girthy penis that all are impressed by
Wow, have you seen Derrick’s Coke can?
Yes, it is very impressive and girthy
A huge aluminium tube that hurtles through the sky at ridiculous speeds, with folks inside it.
People willingly strap themselves in, then pretend they're not bothered that they're ten kilometres above the ground and it's -60 degrees Celsius outside.
Actually they'll complain about the food or the temperature being a couple of degrees too warm or cold, when actually it's fucking miraculous that we can sit in ignorance of what's really happening around us, stuffing our face and moaning about it all.
I think I just plagiarised Louis CK but the point is it's a commercial airliner.
I feel like absolute garbage, I've been stuck in a sky can for 14 hours with 300 other smelly folks.
Can Baran is the coolest guy I have met in my life. He is so handsome and he is peaceful. He is also so smart and curious. If you are wondering how good he is, Harezmi found zero when he was calculating the mistakes Can did.
Can Baran is the best!
Can Baran is the smartest guy in the school.
When someone says something thats obvious
Persion 1Hey do you play for ball
Persion 2 yes
Well do thay make you whare uniforms for football
Persion 2. That vary can a lope of you
when Suncracker0 wears his booty shorts and you just barely can see his chees slip out the back.
also known as 'glimpsing dips'
i swear when Suncracker0 bent over on stream and showed his canned sweet buns, i got so hot and bothered that i gushed all over my trousers.
When i saw the famous 'some small streamer' in walmart, i couldnt stop looking at his canned sweet buns. They were so delicious looking
when Suncracker0 wears his booty shorts and you just barely can see his chees slip out the back.
also known as 'glimpsing dips'
Grabbing a wet can means to be getting nowhere with what you're doing. It is putting effort into something meaningless, that has no purpose behind it, and no positive outcome.
"What are you doing?"
"Texting my toxic ex to get back together"
"Dude, stop. You're just grabbing a wet can."
a phrase that means Fortnite doesn’t suck
HEY BOOMer, CAN I GET A HOOYAH!!!!