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a frame of mind where one believes it's possible for them to do anything
I love her can-do spirit -- she really did eat 18 curry bowls within 14 seconds.
What Columbo would say if he was asked to collect da testimony of irate 'n' bickering witnesses who would need to be verbally placified and encouraged to get along wif each other so dat they could all speak coherently while relating to said famous detective what they saw.
What with Columbo's inherently calm and unassuming manner, he put people at ease, and so if he said, "I reckon I can peace the story together" during an investigation, you could generally count on his being able to do so.
A big £5 exhaust tip from Halfords. Usually used by ALL chavs.
"Tom's Corsa has a fat can on it. He's clearly a chav."
Largest container of popcorn at a movie theater.
Man, that trash can of Orvilles costs 14 bucks !
you're at lunch and choking on your food and you're asking for a napkin yet you sound like a demon and everyone is laughing at you instead
*eating nachos at lunch and starts choking* "can I get a napkin?"
Someone who just got released from a job or duty. Typically, because they were unfit for the role or lazy.
Harmer was tuna canned from sales. His new nickname, ergo “tuna can”.
'can i put my ballz in yo jaw' is the famous song sung by non other than an ordinary man with a set of pipes from the heavens. It can be used for any situation but beware the power this phrase holds, if used too much then the song will cease to exist and i will personally attack you with my feet :)
girl: my boyfriend isn't putting enough commitment into our relationship
girl 2: tell him how you feel
*the next day*
girl: hey babe, i feel like you aren't putting enough commitment in this relationship, what are you gonna do to change that?
guy: CaN I PuT My bAlLz iN yO JaW?
girl: oh em gee, yes!