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Being such a douche bag that you are actually compared to the end inserted into one ass.
Ya know he is seriously a douche nozzle
The act of someone wearing socks with their adidas,nike,under armor, or jordan brand flip flops. It doesn't matter if the socks are midcalfs or not, its still douchey as hell. And theres no excuse for "its comfortable". Flip flops are ment to be worn without socks!
-"Look at that kid wearing those Douche Flops!"
- Wow what a douche, hes even wearing knee socks!"
Someone who tries to act like a douche and fails.
That pussy is trying to act all bad-ass. What a douche tart.
utter nastiness, also something nasty that has been purposefully made nastier.
That pizza is pretty good, but if we stick it in the refridgerator then by tomorrow it'll be brewed douche.
et's brew that douche.
a conjunction of douche bag and dumb ass, used when your so mad you cant chose which one to use.
"that guy is such a douche-ass!" "president bush was a douche-ass!"
A person of French or French Canadian descent who, while slumming in another part of the world, will constantly tell you how much better, cleaner, more sophisticated or civilized their country of origin is. Often insists on using undecipherable colloquial terms to the point of justifiable homicide. ex-calling napkins serviettes.
Jean-Luc orders Molson beer at every bar we go to then gives the server an attitude when they don't have it. He's a douche baguette of Alan Thicke proportions.
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A mental palate cleanser, something to clear your mind after seeing something disturbing or simply having a bad day. see also, mindbleach, unicorn chaser.
Ugh, I've had a horrible day cleaning up roadkill. I need a brain douche.