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when a person knows they're going to break up with their partner, but has sex with them one last time without the partner knowing its the last time. different than a pity fuck or breakup sex. it is usually better than normal sex. the partner will realize this was done afterward and not during sex. done so the other gets satisfied one last time. akin to a nice meal before you take a cow out to slaughter.
Omg Brad Death Row Fucked me yesterday. He seduced me, we had sex, then he dumped me an hour later. I didn't even know he was thinking of dumping me!
Any kind of rough treatment. For example, shaking a baby
This guy gave me a wedgie so I gave him the Death Metal Treatment in return.
Making a menstruating woman deep-throat your dick so far causing her to vomit. Then, immediately inserting the dick in her anus (using the vomit as lube) for sex, pulling out and then putting your penis in her vagina to continue sex, and finally pulling out your dick now saturated in vomit, shit, and menstrual fluid and inserting it back into the anus for ejaculation and leaving her with an anal creampie with all of the above.
Throwjob + Butt Fuck + Crimson Tide + Anal Creampie in that order = Attacking the Death Star
Bro: "How'd that Tinder date go last night with that thottie?
Friend: "I spent the night attacking the death star and she was all into it.
When you escape death by pure luck; somehow escaping death
"Woah, look! That guy just jumped 3 stories from that building and survived!"
"OMG! He's just been giving death the finger lately!"
A steaming pile of foul shit.
Damn! Don't go to the restroom, I just dropped a dead death rocker.
Son: Hey, when's Dad's free trial of death going to be over?
Mom: Sigh, why can't you just call it sleep, like a normal person?
Similar to the ancient Chinese slow form of torture, except more acknowledging that shagging 1000 gineys will both invariably take considerable time and leave the consumer with an array of diseases that will almost certainly lead to death. What a way to go though.
Babs: ‘What do you think would be the most cruel and unusual form of torture to use on Elton John?’
BD: ‘death by a thousand cunts would be nightmare fuel for that old crafty, surely?’
Babs: ‘cunts as in vaginas?’
BD: ‘Jesus Christ Babs, you schwantz. Yes, ‘cunts’ as in vaginas. What the fuck is wrong with you?’