When you and your partner get on the front lawn fully naked and get into the wheelbarrow position. You then pull their arms behind their back so their face is dragging on the ground. You then insert your genitalia into their genitalia and proceed to spin around like a Beyblade, giving them grass-burn.
I gave Susan the ol' Russian-Death Mower last night. It made her look like a sexy Grinch.
Magic Finger is the act of rubbing your finger on your butthole making it stinky. Then rubbing it just below the enemies nostrils. Making the smell of poo inescapable. This act must only be used as a last resort due to the severity of the cruel act. The magic finger of death is commonly put on the same level as the nuclear bomb that hit hiroshima
Man 1: *wipes The Magic Finger of death across nostrils*
Man 2: HELP ME AHH FUCK HELPPP.
Man 1: My magical finger is too powerful, too stinky, like my smelly bumhole
When a Sheila is giving a bloke a good ol’ jimmy. She might turn into a rolling dervish and attack his dingo.
Crikey mate, she gave me a Colorado Death Roll! And I still can’t feel me jimmy three days later!
Any kind of rough treatment. For example, shaking a baby
This guy gave me a wedgie so I gave him the Death Metal Treatment in return.
Similar to the ancient Chinese slow form of torture, except more acknowledging that shagging 1000 gineys will both invariably take considerable time and leave the consumer with an array of diseases that will almost certainly lead to death. What a way to go though.
Babs: ‘What do you think would be the most cruel and unusual form of torture to use on Elton John?’
BD: ‘death by a thousand cunts would be nightmare fuel for that old crafty, surely?’
Babs: ‘cunts as in vaginas?’
BD: ‘Jesus Christ Babs, you schwantz. Yes, ‘cunts’ as in vaginas. What the fuck is wrong with you?’
A steaming pile of foul shit.
Damn! Don't go to the restroom, I just dropped a dead death rocker.
Son: Hey, when's Dad's free trial of death going to be over?
Mom: Sigh, why can't you just call it sleep, like a normal person?