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I'm gonna suicide

it's kinda joke that teenagers says to their parents to see their reaction and most of time their reaction would be

horrified then the Teenager says it was a joke even though it wasn't

Parents: what are you thinking about son?
Teenager: I'm gonna suicide
Parents: What the No don't do it we love you
Teenager: I'm joking I'm joking

by Someone that's happy November 3, 2023


I'm sorry, I can hear that I've made you quite upset.

I'll tell them I never wanted it.
I'll tell them who you are to me.
I'll tell them that I'm safe with you.
I'll tell them...

"That man is my husband, the one person that has always been there for me, the one person that has always kept me safe, the one person who has always helped me through everything... Is the one person I can't talk to. The person I need I'm not allowed to see..."
I'm sorry, we have a duty of care, our primary roll is to make sure you're safe, the severity of these allegations-
"Have you ever done ICE?"
No...
"Well then with all due respect, how can you be the judge on someone's character when you've never experienced what it's like on that day, that mindset-"
I may never have personally experienced it but I have seen, quite closely, the effects of the substance and am very aware of it's effects. I know this is disappointing to hear, but we can't just wave a magic wand and make it all disappear, even if you retract your statement the allegations and severity of the case is so extreme and we have a duty of care to you.

I'm sorry, I can hear that I've made you quite upset.

by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 13, 2023


I'm gonna brown :((((

A popular Team Fortress 2 meme stemming from a YTP from the early 2020s.

Soldier: I'm gonna brown :((((

Scout: What?

Soldier: IM SHITSINNGGG?

*Insert taco bell ejection noise*

by TheWhiteClone November 11, 2024


I'm literally Bat-Man

Someone who deeply believes they're Bat-Man.

''Bro I'm literally Bat-Man.''

by JR2082 October 17, 2023


i'm drinking my juice

drinking my juice- a common phrase describing someone or something's inaptitude to engage in trivial matters
simplified:
i'm minding my own business

- hey girl can I get your digit's real quick
- not rn I'm drinking my juice

by vikkkkk September 6, 2020


i'm drinking my juice

drinking my juice- a common phrase describing someone or something's inaptitude to engage in trivial matters
simplified:
i'm minding my own business

- hey girl can I get your digit's real quick
- not rn I'm drinking my juice

by vikkkkk September 6, 2020


i'm a prince and i live in a car

a joke in the homestuck fandom. “i’m a prince and i live in a ship” is a lyric from Ugly Story, a song about Eridan Ampora. in 2020, swag eridan (a very popular eridan cosplayer) was outed as being a nazi and abuser, and was last seen living out of his car.

i have no idea how you would use i'm a prince and i live in a car in a sentence but ud is forcing my hand

by manzanaverde May 13, 2024