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potato john

Potato john is a immortal who will appear in times of crisis in various forms but always has a goatee and a curly mustache refering to himself as potato john, johnson, or johnny

If you ever meet potato john prepare for the worst

There he was, standing in the field, potato john. Staring into the distance just to disapear seconds before the earthquake hit.

by Spudlord November 13, 2019


john macken

An absolutely amazing guy. Clever, handsome, strong and all in all a great guy. He is an amazing sportsman, especially in football and quite outspoken. He rarely opens up and he often would show his love for you. He doesn't care what others think about him; he just gets on with life. He is a good public speaker and rarely gets nervous.

Negatives:
He's just too handsome.

Hello john macken

by 123JMAN123 November 24, 2013


John Dear

A douche, or an asshole

Billl: I Fucking hate Bill he's a Fucking John Dear
Carl: I know i fucking hate that kid

by BAM.may March 24, 2017


Peter John

The king of logo history videos, call your papa with this nickname, hehe

You: Huh, Peter John. Whatcha doing?
Dad (with peter john nickname): Hehe hello son..

by thelolmanofth July 22, 2020


john chadley

J. Chadley is a person who dominates women as he has a massive dong

Man john chadley just stole my girlfriend and got her pregnant

by Normal British child August 30, 2020


John Kingsley

John Kingsley,a guy that is totally stunning with an undiminishing smile and has an amazing personality, every girl is attracted to him and if you are able to catch a John Kingsley they will love and care for you as well as always be there for you.
If you ever meet a John Kingsley in person, you'll realize that they are extremely gorgeous and easy to talk to and they can be funny at times but well disciplined, their voices are so melodious that's why their work with God is very unique.

Girl 1; omg your boyfriend is sooo cute.
Girl2: I know his name is John Kingsley, he has a nice smile.
Girl1: I don't think he ever gets angry.

Woman: I would want my child to be like John Kingsley, such a devoted boy with angelic voice.

by Jaykay🎖️🎖️ February 06, 2020


John Miko

A John Miko is a shy type person and humble person he loves listening old music a John Miko is a very kind person you can trust him you can be friend with him a John Miko is an ideal man and he is also a loving and caring person. Regardless, his personality naturally draws others to himself. Cocky half grin plastered on his face, sitting back, completely chill, his relaxed state is almost contagious. A John Miko has a good heart, and stands firm on what he knows to be true. But be warned: his heart and trust have been broken in the past, leaving him a bit vulnerable. Don't ever lie to a John, or you'll deeply regret it.

Dude. He love Everything, he enjoy himself with his friends and always happy, You Me At Six, Escape the Fate, and Blessthefall? He's TOTALLY a John Miko.

by KarmaJ.M.B June 09, 2021