take on me

The phrase "take on me" is nonsense verse that was written to sound cool. It's really just a grammatically incorrect version of "take me on". A-Ha repeating themselves in order to have catchier lyrics.

I have nothing clever for the chorus, so...."Take on me!"

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Exsqueeze me

Horny seventh graders, kids who want to be laughed at, and perverts will use this phrase when asking to be pardoned. You know what, they probably aren't even serious about being excused.

Seventh Grader- "Oh, exsqueeze me!"
Excuser- "The only thing I'm going to squeeze is your neck if you don't lay your hands off, you bastard!"

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Beats Me

When a certain person is exceedingly dumb. When they need some intellectual intelligence.

dumb Beats Me

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Exsqueeze me

A Kentuckian way of saying excuse me

Student: Hey Mr. Arnold, I have a question!
Arnold: Exsqueeze me for a second.

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riddle me this

A person whom likes to bull shit about pointless thing to come to no objective

So i hear that jake riddle me this about some bull shit that happen last night at the club.

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Shower me

To have someone shower you idhafc 😂😂😂😂

Oh please can you shower me Sullivan

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Me too

A bunch of tattletales. Especially that Courtney Love. Should have just kept their mouth shut.

Hym “Pretty sure they’re the ones who wielded the tyrannical bureaucracy against me too shield themselves from from the consequences of their own actions but ok... So much for ‘Someone should have said something sooner, huh?’ Bwahahahaha! It’s just... it’s humorous. How you’ve decided to BE about this is a prick. That’s your mode of being. Prick... instead of Jesus. Hilarious!”

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