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This is the right way to do it. In fact it makes your cereal more enjoyable as it helps soften the cereal slightly ,with the pressure making the milk seep into the cereal ,so it has a melting sensation when you chew on it than when it's practically dry and you chew down on it and cut your gums if you are unlucky. Yes although putting the cereal after the milk makes it look nice, You are sacrificing your cereal eating experience.Milk after the cereal.
Me: Imma go eat breakfast now!
Butthurtbeforecerealmilkperson: I WILL FRIKIN ASPHIXIATE YOU IF YOU DO THAT!?!?!1?!111?!1?!1
*Person eats dry creal* *Cuts gum* *unsavoury*
Me: Serves you right for not listening to me after I told you that pouring the Milk after
the cereal was a better idea.
*Pours milk after and gobbles it without a hitch) Milk after the cereal
It's that time of the year. Related to trends such as NNN (No Nut November) and DDD (Destroy Dick December), MMM, also known as MILF Milking March is the month where you milk a MILF's titties, and fill a glass with her milk, every single day.
If you shall take the more difficult and buffed version of the challenge, try MMMM, also known as MEGA MILF MILKING MARCH.
Don: Dude, you ready for MILF Milking March?
Kevin: Hell yeah, I'm ready for MMM! I got my big titty MILF prepared.
Don: Oh man. Good luck, dude. I'm still finding my MILF since Valentine's Day.
Kevin: Welp, better luck next year if you don't hurry up.
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Milk Flip is a sexual position invented by Dr. Steve Brule (as seen in check it out videos available on youtube). Milk Flip is performed by pulling out of the vagina prejaculation (compound combining pre and ejaculation) then performing a backflip as you ejaculate (most easily performed on a trampoline). This is the fun part, After you've done a backflip while ejaculating you must perform a standing sex position while only holding on to her breasts (this might be painful for her give her a break if she complains). Okay once you have it in while your having her sit on your thighs and your holding her breasts you must spin around as fast as possible. The G-Force will grow hopefully untill she's fully unconscious. At this point you want to dress her in extremely large clothes and stuff them with pillows so she looks appears dangerously poofy (the added weight will help with the speed of the drop). Now your home free, only one step left but its easy to mess up here. You must bring her to the heighest height of the heighest mountain or just something high. You need to get inside her clothes along with the pillows, you need to make sure you've built a big enough ramp at the bottom of the hill and that you a started the rolling motion with your leap into the clothes of your unconscious broad. while you're rolling down the hill scream "Is that right?" and nod obnoxiously. When your both dead you need to come back to life and fly to the moon and eat the power onyx.
"Man last night was crazy I Mega Milky Flipped that bitch."
Bro #1:"Bro you high?"
Bro #2:"Bro only as high as my last Milk Flip"
Bro #4:"Is that right?"
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A superior and attractive white man
Have you seen that guy Charles? He’s definitely an elite milk
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When a Woman has multiple Men Cum an her body at once, then a man puts his penis inside of her vagina and lays on top of her.
Alex had a japanese milk sandwich with Lacee.
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it is when you milk a male buffalo in return you end up with a creamy substance which you churn to get buffalo milk butter
Guy 1: "Do you have a buffalo?"
Guy 3: "Yes?"
Guy 1: "You should milk it"
Guy 2: "Already have got some cream"
Guy 1: "Did you churn it to get some buffalo milk butter?"
Guy 2: " Yep, had it on toast"
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When a man is hooking up with a women who is lactating, he sucks on her nipples to draw milk into his mouth, then feeds it to the women, mouth to mouth.
Yo I pulled the Milk Man Shuffle on this girl last night cause she said she was thirsty!
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