Whenever you get left home by yourself and you run out of lotion so you just fuck some pizza rolls and nut in them then eat them to get rid of the evidence
I got diagnosed with pizza roll fuckism yesterday
Had an extraordinary revelation of a profound fact of which one marveled in its majesty like it was just birthed unto the world by the mighty lord Xenu.
I was walking down the street and all of a sudden I freaked my roll.
when you eat a whole roll of rits crackers with jiffy peanut butter within a short amount of time
dude last night i pulled a rits roll jiffy
The aftermath of the Canadian Hot Dog
"This Canadian hot dog is defrosting, thus creating a Canadian tootsie roll
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Some pervert wanting to eat ass
Tim wants to eat his roll being Rays roll
Rick rolled day is a day where you can Rick roll anyone
Haha you got Rick rolled
Well ofc it's Rick rolled day