You beat the living fuck out of anyone named Ivan/Ian, and they can’t do anything about it
Ivan/Ian: *Gets the fuck beaten out of them*
Ivan/Ian: bro what the hell?!
Other person: It’s November 8th
Ivan/Ian: Fuck
National Kick Isabella Day
A day where you get to kick Isabella because shes mean
"Hey Isabella, it's November 8th. You know what that means!"
National FaceTime your girl day
Hey it’s November 8th I guess I get to FaceTime you
November 23rd is the day everyone skips school.
Hey, it's November 23rd. No school today.
Aw, dude, it’s november 23rd! today’s gonna be good.
National tell your crush you like them day
Example:Tell your crush you like them
November 28th
On November 28 it’s national... give your girlfriend/anything more a hoodie day.
“Hey give me your hoodie!”
“Why?”
“Because it’s November 28, and that’s national give your girlfriend a hoodie day!!”