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When you use your hat to cover a boner, giving the appearance of a hat rack when your boner grows with the hat on it.
Hat racking saved Jerry from revealing he actually did have a thing for latex.
A lie. Something so ridiculously false that it causes anyone nearby wearing a hat to throw it to the ground in disgust.
p1: Hey man, i had sex with jessica alba last night.
p2: hat throw!
me:"i love having hats that are the size of allah" friend:"what."
It's the time you wear a hat made outta Nilla Wafers. It's the best time in the history of mankind!
One day, there was a knock at my door. A mysterious drifter was on the other side. In his hands was a box, and on his lips were the words, "Listen closely; I don't have much time." Then he reached in the box and pulled out a Nilla Wafer top hat from inside. He said, "Wear it when it's time." And I said, "What time?" And then he died. Later, I realized he was talking about Nilla Wafer top hat time.
A furry winter hat with ear flaps that look like a dog's ears, hence the name.
Look at that guy with the dog hat!
When you get shit all over your dick, in the shape of a hat, after pounding your partner in the ass.
After a long night banging your mom in the ass, I walked away with a chocolate party hat.
When a woman's vagina your head and neck whole getting a Chinese massage.
Man she climbed on the table, started rubbing my back & gave me a Won-Ton Cowboy Hat.