Rule Number One

Don't post useless definitions on UD. Namely you, chris.

omfg i gotz teh bestest ideea evar! i iz gona postt thaat im coolz undur teh definition "Rule Number One"! geenius!

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Peer Pressure Rule

this rule stipulates that if 3 different people tell you to do something within a 1-hour period, you must do it.

rule is void if physical coercion is used during the same period or the preceding 15 minutes.

#1: Todd, chug this beer.

Todd: No

#2 (5 minutes later): Todd, chug this.

Todd: No

#3 (1 minute later): Todd, chug this.

Todd: hell no

#3: Peer Pressure rule, you have to.

Todd: damn.

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1st Rule Of Tumblr

The 1st Rule Of Tumblr Is, Your Facebook Friends Should Never Know About Your Tumblr

Person A: "Dude My Fb Friends Keep Postin Dumb Shit All Over My Dashboard."
Person B: "Dude, 1st Rule Of Tumblr"

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Rule 17

There is always those people who are universally attractive to every sexual being. Even animals are aware of their attractiveness.

Person 1: Scarlett Johansson, Rule 17.
Person 2: Definitely, man.

Person 1: But what about Chris Pine?
Person 2: Rule 17.

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10 second rule

A variation on the "5 second rule" and "3 second rule", this term is mostly employed by street vagrants, or those who cannot stoop over to retrieve their food in less than 5 seconds.

Uuh... I can't bend that fast.
Oh, well. 10 second rule.

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Rule 34

There is porn for it, some exceptions.

People say that there are NO EXCEPTIONS, but that's a lie.

Rule 34: There is porn for it. No exceptions.
Me: I'd like to point out some exceptions

EXCEPTIONS:
Tales of the World
Tales of Destiny
Brave Story
The list goes on...

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ten year rule

A rule common to menfolk whereby it is considered illegal, or at least frowned upon, to engage in sexual activities within anyone who is ten years older or younger than oneself.

Curly broke the ten year rule again last week with the Duchess, the granny-fucking bastard.

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