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by Pr0b0ssy May 18, 2021


Socialism

A left-wing economic system where the means of production is controlled by the workers.

Some socialists support a centralized planned economy (State Socialism), decentralized planned economy (usually Syndicalism or Council Socialism), a free market managed by worker coops (Market Socialism), a democratically controlled economy within a welfare state (Democratic Socialism), or a dismantling of all coercive hierarchy including the state (Anarchism)

Many people hear socialism and interpret it as “Marxism-Leninism”, but most socialists aren’t MLs or State Socialists. Some aren’t even statist

by Cryo311 June 24, 2023


Socialism

A system of belief held by liberals, that believes that the government should become authoritarian, atheist and take control over the people

Some common synonyms include Facism, Communism, Nazi, Libtard propaganda, very bad, non-american values and occasionally feminism.

Jhonny: Daddy, Jimmy says that the government should take absolute control over the state, and that a single family should take the role of ruler. Is he an Absolute Monarchist?
Julie: Don't be silly jhonny, he's clearly a socialist! Dirty Socialism always ruining the minds of the youth.

by the lord your god nissinius May 4, 2019


Socialism

It's when the government controls the economy. When it says "the means of production, distribution, and exchange should be owned or regulated by the community as a whole", it means community as a whole as the state. It used to be a synonym of communism. State capitalism and state socialism is the same thing.

"CHINA ISN'T REAL SOCIALISM, IT'S STATE CAPITALISM"
"What's the difference?"

by Walden Thoreau July 14, 2022


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by Dracula98 September 22, 2021


Socialism

Socialism is a socio-economic and political philosophy invented by some drunk kid trying to get pussy in his Current Social Issues class at Devry University. Common proponents of socialism include men under 5'8" with curved penises, butthurt Turks and Iranians, people that are online for 10+ hours a day, retarded 19-year-olds with no life experience, and champagne progressive political figures who like to say socialist shit in media drive-by shots.

The definition of 'true' socialism and its historicity remain contentious topics of debate, but most definitions generally include the position that people should get to decide when they get to use the bathroom at work. Some proponents of socialism argue that it is whatever form of government "makes it so they can stop making shit with their hands and like, uh, just do internet stuff."

Despite common sense suggesting that socialism is antithetical to the driving forces of innovation, incompatible with modern meritocratic frameworks, incongruous with efficient resource allocation, prone to logistical inundation, contingent on everyone simultaneously becoming less self-important than its proponents, and reliant on the same collectivist principles that precipitated the worst living conditions and crimes against humanity in recorded history - socialists are certain that it's way better than the systems that took humanity from shitting in holes in the ground to palm-sized supercomputers with proto-AGI in 120 years.

Socialist #1: Oh my god, did you see AOC's "Tax the Rich" dress, hand-crafted by millionaire designer Aurora James, that she wore to the $35,000-per-ticket Met Gala? Soo socialism.

Socialist #2: She has my vote.

by fragi1e February 29, 2024


Socialism

When you can't do something yourself because the system wasn't designed for independence and you either have to talk to someone or more people aligned on the solution or ignore the problem and hope it goes away.

Socialism is when I couldn't answer all the test answers correctly without speaking to the lecturer.
Socialism is when I couldn't run the build my programming application without speaking to the lead developer
Socialism is when I couldn't renew my vehicle license without going to the licensing authority

Socialism is when I couldn't renew my passport without going to an agency or home affairs.
Socialism is when I could query my bank account transactions without calling someone at the bank.

by Patrick the Starfish001 June 23, 2021