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The best possible game, created by a team of the best possible game developers. A titan of the industry, it is the grandfather of the modern gaming industry.
I am off to play Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga on my Nintendo licensed home video game console tiled the Wii.
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The Star Wars Expanded Universe is defined as the mass amounts of literature, games, comics and other paraphernalia released as a simple tie-in for children primarily in the period up until April 2014. It was then since branded as "Legends" with a newer, better and less bloated canon and new Expanded Universe springing itself from it.
It is generally advised to immerse in the new Expanded Universe over the old one as the newer one will always remain relevant and will cause less fans to go bananas and spoil important movies.
Star Wars fan 1: "Which of the Star Wars Expanded Universe do you like?"
Star Wars fan 2: "The new one of course!"
Star Wars fan 1: "Good answer. The grass is truly not greener on the other side. I heard liking the old Expanded Universe makes anyone be a dick and spoil movies for people."
Star Wars fan 2: "Ah ok, thanks for the heads up."
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Noun; A retired, wealthy enthusiast of bass fishing who will 'fuck' you 'in the ass' by selling you an electronic fish finder. In reality, the fish finder is a music stand duct taped to a Nintendo Gameboy, loaded with Primal Rage - a popular video game in the late 80s, early 90s.
Clyde: Got fuck't at da Bass Pro Shops agin. Hell, Chuck, he's like a porn star. A Bass Pro Shops porn star.
Bonnie: He fucks me all the time.
Clyde: What?!
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A Rock Star Penguin Teste-Blitz is kinda' like Two Girls, One Cup, but instead with Mic Jagger, a dead penguin, Oscar Wilde, and The Elephant Man's skeleton.
Performing this depraved act will only lead to imminent satisfaction. Which is why Mic Jagger's there. To sing "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction".
Usually, clean up requires a few hours of hot water and scrubbing.
Jack: I just pulled a Rock Star Penguin Teste-Blitz!
Ryan: No way! Why wasn't I invited?
Jack: Oscar didn't think you'd appreciate the flavorful range of tastes and colors.
Ryan: Oh...*cry*
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I girl you find physically attractive, but you want no relationship with what so ever. To have sex with and nothing more.
Guy 1: "So how'd you like her?"
Guy 2: "Yeah she seemed nice and all but with a body like that I'd rather just fuck her like a porn star and go our separate ways."
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So its the same type of stand as star platinum is a jojoke that Jotaro says when DIO unleashes Za Warudo
"Behold My Stand, Aerosmith!"
"So Its the Same type of Stand As Star Platinum."
It's written in the stars that we're made for eachother is our fate. Beautiful love. Meaning the stars welcome our love story with open arms. Our love and us being together was written in the stars long before we met, it's our fate.
"it's written in the stars that we're made for eachother" So our fate is eachother A