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When you are swinging on a rope swing and it gives you rope burn in your vagina
Brittney: why do you keep grabbing your crotch
Jessica: I gave myself a Texas rope swing
A moving truck operated by moving the Austin, TX-based moving company American Red Ball. A Red Ball Texas Flyer refers to a moving truck containing the possessions of someone fleeing Texas, usually a skeezy dude running from his third or fourth wife after his pissed her off one time too many.
I'm driving this Red Ball Texas Flyer to New Orleans on a half a tank of gas.
I'm skipping town tomorrow with a Red Ball Texas Flyer.
(from folklore)
when someone is glowing brighter than the sun, the sun in this galaxy gets jealous and turns off. the world remains lit by the new star's glorious rays. the only place there is detectable change is in Texas, where the temperature drops dramatically. and so everyone's all 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' as in 'a new, brighter, more powerful star has been born.'
damn juul pod, you see that shot of Mel @ her new PAYING job?? I thought Texas was supposed to be hot
Connor: “I live in Centerpoint, Texas.”
Literally everybody ever: “Man, that must suck.”
A person that has a lot of sex
That guy is such a Texas Jotaro.
Somerville Texas has awful roads, Their cracked and pieces of the roads are everywhere so you have to watch where you step. The school district is pretty bad too. The area is ghetto and they conjoin the tests into a few days so we’re mentally exhausted and have no chance of doing well on them. It’s not that bad though, If you make the most of it lmao.
The Somerville texas school district is fucked!!
When you pee red, usually from a urinary infection.
I just did a Texas pee should I go to the doctor?