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The act of having sexual relations with a woman so hard, her breasts implode. You then cover her in her own organs which begin to seep from the boob-wreckage and form a neat tuxedo-like blood-stain on her worthless body. You then proceed to run a train on a cow, with your woman in position B. (You>Girl>Cow)
The Texas Tuxedo is a doozy! Just ask your mother...
The funeral is in five days.
Something or someone that is unexpectedly immobile or useless, particularly in relation to fear or laziness.
I thought he might help me with the groceries, but he just stood there like a Texas Cop.
When in the process of lovemaking the man replaces his penis with a hotdog.
My boyfriend did a Texas Doghouse on me last night.
When your friend George ask you for a texas tuck you give that man a texas tuck
The Texas Tuck is a complicated art form of bed making. What you must do is have no bed sheet bc fuck a bed sheet don’t need that shit fighting me at night. Then you toss a comforter on and unfold one side so it’s easy to get in and out but you gotta hospital tuck the corners that way you can only get out in one direction. Then you take a regular blanket that you won’t need unless it’s winter and fold it into the shape of Texas. Then you find any random piece of plate of food and put it in the middle bc it needs some culture.
Taking a big dump in a toilet without flushing and leaving it for someone else to find.
I left a texas surprise for Dr. Ikpatt in his personal bathroom, he will never know it was me!
Cum on a girls butthole then throw your snuff/tobacco on it.
"OMG jerry Texas cinnamon rolled me last night and I can't get it off"
"I Texas cinnamon rolled that girl last night and she won't give it back"
Two erect men compete with there dicks in a bare bottom joust of the penis until one becomes limp. The winner then get the spoiles. (possibly a woman)
I completed in a Texas joust to win the heart of my woman.