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It is a town in Texas that no one likes. They act like there better but really they are just jealous. They suck. Terrible
Eastland is better
Cisco Texas sucks and is a terrible place
It is a town in Texas that no one likes. They act like there better but really they are just jealous. They suck. Terrible
Cisco Texas sucks and is a terrible place.
The antagonist of the song "Big Iron" who was an infamous outlaw who lived in the town of Agua Fria, who one day was challenged by the protagonist of the song, the Arizona Ranger to a duel, which he lost and died.
"Texas Red had not cleared leather 'fore a bullet fairly ripped
And the ranger's aim was deadly with the big iron on his hip."
When you eat a 72 ounce steak! Than on the way home from Texas at a rest stop. You bend over "pull one off" (masturbate) and fire a 72 ounce shit at the wall!
Joeys a boss! He did a texas cannon, there is poo everywhere.
If you don't like Texan politics, you're welcome to go somewhere else outside the state of Texas.
Hands off my Texas is similar to don't fauci my Florida.
Don’t you know that hotel is prime territory of Texas Turtles?
The act of dropping your nutsack onto an already iced cake and filling the indentations with a hot steamy load. Preferably, spreading more icing over it to conceal your childrens arrival to the rest of the pary goers.
My friends kid is a brat so im gonna give him a texas cake topper at his birthday tomorrow.