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when something utterly wrong is happening to you and your life, usually having to do with another person.
In some bad cases the other person who caused it may not see the wrong in what is occuring.
It is also a state your life can be in.
My gf claimed she loved me and i was her best friend, then cheated on me with another guy. I took her back and we broke up and an hour later she was with the other guy and she still wanted to be my best friend. FUCKED UP!
A robber broke into my house and fell down the stairs and broke his leg. He sued me for $100,000 and won. FUCKED UP!
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to instruct someone to leave or go away
You, mate can go GET FUCKED
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when a man inserts his penis in to his own ass.
Person 1: "i cummed in my own ass last night"
Person 2: "how'd you manage that?"
Person 1: " i learned how to self fuck"
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To have sex in an extremly fast, violent, but pleasurable (for both parties) event. The idea of "Fucking like a Ninja" is to get in, out, and off, before you can get caught, be it by parents, angry spouses, or even the police, in some rare occasions.
She got ninja fucked, dude. Right after they both got off, he was gone like a goddamn shadow.
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Noun: When shitty things keep happening, or when one continually thinks of negative things, they may be overcome by the fuck tornado. Fuck tornado describes the verbal exchange of the victim. "Fuck" is said with increasing frequency and intensity, similar to the whirling of a tornado.
Chad: Fuck... Fuck.. Fuck. Fuck! Fuck!! FUCK!!!
Brad: Hey man, get out of that fuck tornado before you pop a fuckin' gasket.
Chad: FAAACK!!
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noun - sex with someone/something desirable or unusual purely for the bragging rights
That black guy was just a trophy fuck to her.
That model would be such a trophy fuck.
I did a lion once for the trophy fuck.
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the act of a male sliding a woman's worn pantyhose or stocking on his erect penis and fuck the nylon.
She removed her sheer pantyhose and offered them to me for a hose fuck.
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