Donkey crying is when you cry, really, really hard while making an ugly face and whailing loudly. So much so that you look and sound like a donkey.
Guy 1; "The other day Cara broke up with me, we were together for 5 years, so naturally, I donkey cried for hours."
Guy 2; "When my Ex left me I couldn't go five minutes without donkey crying."
In Texas Hold 'em donkeys full is when you make a full house while holding Jack 2. Instead of a full house its a full barn, donkeys full of ducks.
player A: I'm all in
Player B: i call, i have a straight
Player A: I have Donkey's Full, I win.
A sleepover party involving violent mass intercourse where participants are dressed as donkeys.
Toryn had a great time at the donkey orgy sleepover
"Josh has to be a horse donkey monkey Hitler fan!"
when some one does meat spin to much there anal cavety is wonkey
when the dude has a long dick so much that you can suck it from behind his ass
she made me do the backwards donkey-whistle last night
im so sorry man :(
i need a divorce
The use of dentures inserted in female genitalia to bite the victim.
Mary gave Devon a severe donkey bite on his finger during foreplay.