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donkey crying

Donkey crying is when you cry, really, really hard while making an ugly face and whailing loudly. So much so that you look and sound like a donkey.

Guy 1; "The other day Cara broke up with me, we were together for 5 years, so naturally, I donkey cried for hours."
Guy 2; "When my Ex left me I couldn't go five minutes without donkey crying."

by Lee da Bee December 16, 2015


Donkey's Full

In Texas Hold 'em donkeys full is when you make a full house while holding Jack 2. Instead of a full house its a full barn, donkeys full of ducks.

player A: I'm all in

Player B: i call, i have a straight

Player A: I have Donkey's Full, I win.


by JD123321 March 20, 2009


Donkey orgy sleepover

A sleepover party involving violent mass intercourse where participants are dressed as donkeys.

Toryn had a great time at the donkey orgy sleepover

by EEAAWW December 3, 2021


Horse donkey monkey Hitler fan

Basically a bad person

"Josh has to be a horse donkey monkey Hitler fan!"

by BADBADBADBAD9 February 12, 2023


wonkey donkey

when some one does meat spin to much there anal cavety is wonkey

mak is such a wonkey donkey

by big boy 96 November 13, 2018


backwards donkey-whistle

when the dude has a long dick so much that you can suck it from behind his ass

she made me do the backwards donkey-whistle last night
im so sorry man :(
i need a divorce

by pheonixntr..... December 28, 2023


Donkey bite

The use of dentures inserted in female genitalia to bite the victim.

Mary gave Devon a severe donkey bite on his finger during foreplay.

by Donald_Chump January 5, 2019