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ninjas are so cool they make me wanna crap my pants t-shirt

Kinda self explanitory... i think, therefore I am!

"Dude, I just got my 'ninja's are so cool they make me wanna crap my pants t-shirt' I'm so happy, and need to change my pants!"

by meximelt March 6, 2004

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ninja moon

When the moon hides half its face like a ninja.

Jenna: Are you ready for the ninja moon tonight?
Niki: Yessssssss.

by ninj&ninj February 8, 2011


Rusty Ninja

The challenge of having to piss directly into all of your partner's available orifices (mouth, nostrils, asshole, and pussy if they have one) while you're both blindfolded

Person 1: "Did you just sneeze piss?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah I got rusty ninja'd"

by Concerned Jeremy June 2, 2024


Code Ninja

A mercenary-level developer that produces obfuscated code that fullfills the case study, thus bein able to charge his freelance honoraries faster than a Ninja can draw a Shuriken from his robe.
His obfuscation stems not from bad faith, but merely from getting results as fast as possible; and mainly because, like the proverbial Ninja, he claims to be a Black Belt master of any weapon (language) he gets his hand on.
"Jack of All Trades, Master of None" is a phrase of wisdom he disdains with a sense of pride.

This dude is a Code Ninja, no matter in which language is the thing written in. Code's a bit messy, but the customer got his results rather quickly.

by alejandrob April 13, 2018


broccoli ninja

A term for black males who have specific haircuts with the sides of their heads shaved and long and twisty on top. Followed by a headband (Supreme brand for example)

"Have you seen Tyresse's new style? He's looks like a Broccoli Ninja"

by Damage, Inc. March 20, 2018


ninja typer

One who can type faster then they can talk at work.. and avoid getting caught.

Man... I can't keep up with this broad I met online, she must be a ninja typer!

by tim arm June 18, 2007


National Bitch Ass Ninja Day

International day to post a person you think fits the definition. Unlike national best friend day this is for the people to post anyone they think deserves the title

When is National Bitch Ass Ninja Day ? Cuz I got a few people I want to post

by AYYYESAP October 4, 2023