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AIR or All-Inclusive Response, is to preface an answer given to multiple questions at once.
Them: Do you live around here? Are you an art history student at UAL? Are you a communist?
me: AIR yes
Air (A-eer)
Something that goes in, out, and is behind you while you look at this definition.
"I'm behind you but you can't see, hear or feel me," said Air loudly
"This definition is probably just a dumb joke," said Oblivious Reader not hearing what Air said.
The process of booking travel with Canada's largest airline, recognizing that there is a 51.9% chance that you will be delayed, flight cancelled, or land in an airport that wasn't on your itinerary. You might also end up watching your baggage go on a world tour without you and being left on your front porch 2 months later without explanation, have your baggage removed from your flight because they need more space for cargo, be stranded in a city that you've never heard of without compensation or assistance, or end up in a middle seat in the last row of the plane after paying $500+ for business class.
We booked an Air Canada roulette to Toronto for Monday, but they took us to Moncton instead, left us overnight without explanation, and then flew us to Ottawa the next day. We're taking the train now - we should be in Toronto by Thursday.
When you finesse a female by staying in her house, thinking she in a relationship
Dreyo: Yo you movin down here to LA?
Marcus: Hell yeah i’m on my way now.
Dreyo: Where you staying? In the Mariott?
Marcus: Nah I got a Air BN-Baby waiting for me
Airing a spud is a sinful and wrong, it consists of the action of IGNORING a fist bump
Patrick: *holds out fist for fist bump*
Dennis: * sees this but purposefully ignores*
Patrick: DENNIS COME ON MAN WHAT THE HELL YOU CANT BE AIRING SPUDS LIKE THIS
The Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence is when air is pumped into ones ass and then released simulating a natural fart. Employing such method properly can catapult oneself into legend status if done properly.
Christopher was unsatisfied with his fart game so he deployed the Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence (A.A.A.F) method utilizing a rusty basketball pump in the garage. Christopher then rejoined Thanksgiving dinner, bare assed as the day he was born, and released a fart so long and loud he was forever nicknamed “The Exhaust”.
nicholas mangioneeeee.
one who has ORD.
one who gets made fun of alot.
"The air force gangsta is in the building."
"Sha up eating brunch int he fog with the air force gangsta"