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Lilo The God

Lilo The God is an absolutely admirable creature who is all-knowing, responsible, stunning, and prodigious. This goddess is ruthless during any situation no matter what is going on around her. She is extremely trustworthy and considerate with others feelings and will never drop their secrets. She will also be there for anybody and cheer them up every time its needed.

I've been feeling pretty gloomy lately, I really need Lilo The God at this moment.

by never gonna' give you up March 19, 2022


rack god

A rack god is someone who "racks" (shoplifts) from a store a lot and is really good at shoplifting.

"Yo did you see how much Ella racked?"
"Yeah man, that was crazy!"
"She's a fucking rack god..!"

by rackfuckinglord January 10, 2018


God's Embrace

When you get high really late at night, turn your fan on, strip down to your underwear, crawl under a blanket and fall asleep watching Family guy.

Jake:Dude, I've felt God's Embrace 3 times this week
Lukas: Dude, I'm gonna do one tonight.

by p0ttbr0nies April 7, 2020


Kyle God

A Kyle who gives off total crackhead vibes and drinks 17 bottles of Monster energy drinks an hour.

Dang bro, hes such a Kyle God

by Yes Quintin it’s actually me January 20, 2020


herp god

Andrew

"what up Herp god" - Zach and Juan E

by the chango that sucked ur dick November 30, 2017


God Time

The official time down to the minute. Sometimes watches can be "fast" or "slow" by a few or a lot of minutes and not always match the World Clock. Cell Phones and Computers are the exception since they are regulated and keep a consistent time. The time displayed on your cell phone is God Time.

Person 1: What time is it?

Person 2: *looks at watch*"It is 4:46 pm"

Person 3: *Looks at cellphone* "According to God time it is 4:50 pm"

by Luna_hermione October 4, 2011


God morning

A misspelling of the greeting "Good morning".

Online learning be like:
Teacher: Good morning class!
Student A: Good morning!
Student B: Good morning!
Student C: God morning!
All the other students: wtf

by Suawd December 6, 2021