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Jacobitis

Becoming a little bitch, gaining increased levels of sadness, whining and bitching till getting what is wanted.

Holy fuck, calm your jacobitis and just fucking grow a pair.

by lildickjacoob March 14, 2018


jacobitis

To skip work or school due to a fake illness or an illness that doesn't hinder you in anyway, like a cough

Guy1: Yo, where's Jo today?
Guy2: Tonsilitis for the third time, jacobitis again.
Guy1: Ffs

by AlbertJewstein January 5, 2018


Jacob Egerton

A person who is extremely ignorant considering the fact that they are of Asian descent. (Please note that Jacob Egerton is ok with this definition)

Bro Asians are supposed to be smart, you are a whole Jacob Egerton

by RainbowishUnicorn1 June 10, 2019


Jacob's Phenomenon

The Jacob's Phenomenon describes the tendency to perform worse on a second attempt at a task, despite expectations of improvement. This effect can be attributed to overthinking, reduced adrenaline and focus, or pressure to replicate initial success. Neurological fatigue and natural variability in performance also play a role. For instance, a basketball player may sink a perfect shot on their first try but miss the next due to overanalyzing their form. While the phenomenon can be discouraging, it is typically short-lived, and consistent practice helps individuals overcome the dip and achieve steady improvement.

Oh, Luc you can't parry anymore? Must be "Jacob's Phenomenon".

by Lubis Perrier November 24, 2024


Jacob sweat

You see him you run

Oh no it’s Jacob sweat

by Garry the gorilla October 22, 2019


Jacob and Olivia

A strong young couple who loves to make other people happy. Doesn’t like to be public with their love but everyone knows it’s very strong

I wish I was like Jacob and Olivia

by Ghost271727 March 15, 2023


Gay Jacob

A homosexual man, most known for his love of sucking off his friends or even taking it up the ass. Commonly part of LGBT groups such as the G7 or Stats 244, using his supple lips to please his peers.

Sigma balls, Gay Jacob!
Gay Jacob is Albert Geistein.

by rottencanofsoup October 14, 2022