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Lady Bacon
The resulting product of wet curing a tender pork fillet in the Vagina of a mature menopausal woman for six or more days.
A prized delicacy in many obscure native communities , it commands high prices on the dark web…
Girl Bacon
As for Lady bacon but the vagina curing takes place in a pre menstrual girl. This bacon can also be made using tender veal fillets rather than pork.
Queen Bacon
is the rarest of all in this category, and is achieved in the same way as Girl bacon but only can be made while the hostess is menstruating..
We especially enjoyed our hostesses Carbonara, as she had prepared her very own Lady Bacon!
The flavor and taste of wine drunk from a bottle that has been used by a woman to masturbate.
This Pinot has notes of Cherry, leather and a lovely musky overtone of French Lady’s Nose. Merci Monique!
How can we know what you've done,
If we can't even do what we are meant to hun,
If it was meant to be,
I wouldn't be heading out to sea!
Once twice three times you're ladies for shame on giving females a bad name.
A word used to describe an old stale smell. Particularly if someone else thinks it is a good smell.
Sharon puts on this rose water and thinks she smells great all day long, but really she just smells like old lady tuppa powder.
A woman is most definitely aroused when lady lube is pooling.
A woman's yearning or attraction to someone of the same/opposite sex.
Ex. Tiffany had some lady thunder for Ryan Gosling in the Notebook.
To perform rough, yet intimate, lesbian sex. Trans people are also included in the hopping on lunch lady community.
Hey gavina, wanna hop on lunch lady?