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Max Allen is an absolute bloody legend and he’s very smart but he doesn’t help Christy in Science so she had to use whatever of her brain she has left from baingin it on the table. Max is mean and fatshames josh but who cares it’s funny. Also he is mr goffards bum wipe and Christy likes orange more than him. Christy is wayyyyy more amazing than max. End of
look at the chicken nugget it must be a max allen
Max Wharton, also known as the “fuckrat” or even the “throatfuck”, is a non gender identifying being who pretends to go crazy when you call his name. Another prep fag who talks shit but would die in a fight with any Gonzaga kid. While deceivingly charming at first, it’s only a matter of minutes before he attack’s. Basically a huge faggot who tries with every girl and fails
Rudrey Ayes-“where am i? Why are the walls black”
Fuckrat-“welcome to my cave bitch”
Rudrey Ayes-“why are you playing lil uzi in the background max Wharton ??”
A person named max rosen is obsessed with doing laundry. It is his pride and passion. Everyday we wakes up and thinks about doing laundry. If you get in his way when he needs to do a load he gets ANGRYYY. Don’t be scared though he is very efficient when it comes to the process he is in and out in no time. Is that because he sits and waits or because he only washed 5 things at a time? He is a good dude who loves laundry, he has a badass sidekick named Zachary who has his back whenever he needs him. He loves laundry as well however he is a big mean man when you spend too much time in the dryer. Be careful of max and Zach next laundry day.
Max Rosen and Zach are the greatest laundry duo ever
Slang for big back, the verb per say of eating a large amount of food.
"let's go to the buffet to poop max"
Whereby one who with high functioning autism hones into their autistic side in a concentrated manner
Person 1: “Have you noticed Rob’s been acting a bit weirder than normal?”
Person 2: “ He said he was really stressed about his upcoming exam, I think he’s just tism-maxxing.”
When you love putting goldfish up your ass and digesting them that way (the goldfish crackers)
mom: oh max your at it again…
max: hey mom. do you want to do the double dirty max with me?