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is the dirtiest, smelliest, rankest lady cake you will ever have the misfortune of seeing
how did you get on with that bird last night tuck?
oh man we went back to her's it was all going good then i got on my knees lifted up her dress, pulled down her knickers an to my surprise i was green an stank an was covered in fly's
man that girls a rite skank bet she's got a green hairy pie
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When a man is fucking another man in the ass and he pulls out and cums on the other mans dick.
Man1: I'm about to cum!
Man2: Yeah baby, give me a banana cream pie.
Man1: Uhhhhnnnng!
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A stereotypical remark made about blacks in the south because they indulge in moon pies and barbecue. Making a similar reference to menthol marijuana.
"Yo can a nigga get a barbecue moon pie and a grape soda?"
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When someone releases excrement and penis ejaculate at the same time anywhere on the body.
Man, I laid a harsh Mississippi Mud Pie on her chest last night. It was so brutal!
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Quite possibly the only sex position ever known to get the red-headed cowboy off. At times taking up to 14 hours to complete, one must have the utmost stamina to perform the task. This is not for the light-hearted, as last week's lunch is normally involved. Originated in the heart of North Carolina, the first meatloaf pie snatcher ever performed created the loudest sonic boom, in this case referred to as "quantum stroke," ever recorded. Chuck Norris himself was said to have exclaimed, "damn, man!" To compete, Chuck then invented the Potroast Poledance, but no normal human has since replicated the feat, and the first three women involved perished, and roundhouse kicking may have been a factor.
I spent all last week doin' the Meatloaf Pie Snatcher.
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When a man is sexn with a woman and pulls out to squirt semen into his hand and uses it to give the woman a good firm slap to the face.
Damn look at that bitch looks like she just been hit with the creme pie slap.
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When you put a pie pan in a pussy and have 4 people hump so fast it heats the pan up the they cum in the pan. Next once the pie is cooked they force the girl to eat it. Then they cum up her nose and it comes out her mouth
I just gave ms. Stefani a pussy pie
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