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Toe-Mash

When you take your toe that been in your shoe all day ( and probably growing fungi ). You mash your potatoe's with is and serve it at Gordon Ramsay restaurant the Chelsea.

Toe-Mash YUM...

by GoGurterHuman December 28, 2022


Schnieder AKA TOE

A powerful god like presence that can be felt when the chosen one him self Schnieder PN Prevalus is around. It’s said that his religion is so unbearable that only those willing to sacrifice there toe can get a glimpse of his true form.

“Who should I worship” Schnieder AKA TOE

by PN NIDER November 23, 2021


On a Donkey's Left Toe

verb;
The toe of a donkey, preferably on the left side.

I swear on a donkey's left toe that Greta left her husband for Tom.

by urstinkyunclesam March 21, 2022


Professional Toe-Jam Taster

A person who lick's feet, a kiss up, a punk ass spineless weasel who will stab you in the back, a dirty motherfucka. A sexual deviant. One who enjoys stinky sandwiches.

I wouldn't trust that mofo, he's a Professional Toe-Jam Taster.

by D Philosophiser March 14, 2023


pure toes

Toes that if they were a person they would be so innocent.

*sees soft toes with no wrinkles* "WOW YOU'RE TOES ARE SO PURE! MUCH PURE TOES"

by tYlErJoSePh0707 November 7, 2017


misle toe

when someone rears back as far as they can and shove their toe up an ass hole until that person is lifted off the ground and their ass hole is pouring blood and other fluids

Bitch shut the fuck up before i give you the misle toe!!!!

by littleSton3rDICK(kkk4life) September 24, 2009


doing the toes

to 'do the toes' means to run off in the opposite direction from whatever you are facing. In short it means to run away

I tried to give floyd his medicine but he did the toes.
I will be doing the toes at the first sign of trouble tonight...

by ScottishEgit June 3, 2018