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A dick that is not too big, not too small, it is juuuuust riiiiiight.
I pulled down his pants and saw he has a Goldilocks dick!
To be inflicted with cringe-dick means to lose your erection due to your sexual partner's use of an intensively cringey word or phrase.
*During intercourse* ’You are immortal’ said Katie, meanwhile Andy got a huge case of cringe-dick - whilst deep inside.
A dick so good it makes you retarded!
He is so good, has me dick retarded for sure.
A woman who attracts men all the time unintentionally and is unaware she does.
Guys hit on Ashley all the time, she has no clue, she's a Dick Whisperer.
To intensely suck one's penis; to devour le dick
Basically a fancy way of saying blowjob
*slurmp*
Person 1: What'd you two do last night
Person 2: Oh you know, she gave me a good dick inhalation
Person 1: Nice, man *high fives*
When the heat outside turns your sweat surrounding the genital region into a soupy, yet creamy mixture.
My girlfriend was hungry after laying on the beach for several hours, so I offered her my dick bisque.
An average penis, the type of penis you find in a health textbook.
Ganjrew has such a textbook dick, gonna be easy to suck.