A white sock mule horse is when you cant drive a vehicle worth a f*ck and you wreck on the way
Chaz was on his way to work and somehow managed to hit a white sock mule horse
A Raw-Gem-Sock Donguess is a wonderful person. They know when to lift you up when you fall down and will always be there for you. Never let go of a RGSD and especially never betray one. Although they can be nice that’s only when that person deserves it. You make one mistake- RGSD will make you feel physical and emotional pain like you’ve never felt before. Once you lose their respect or trust it’s very very difficult to gain back.
“Man, don’t be so uptight. Let go and live a little- be a Raw-Gem-Sock Donguess once in a while.”
A 3 sock uniform is an outfit made of 3 socks that covers a man’s two feet and his genitalia
Chief said when there’s a man overboard you better get here to muster, I don’t care if you’re in your 3 sock uniform
Noun; A fake inside joke made in order to test if someone is laughing at your inside jokes without knowing what they mean.
Verb; The act of putting someone through some form of unspoken test to indoctrinate them into a clique.
"Yikes, man that was crazy. I guess you could say you were really burning the sock on that one. *Everybody pretends to laugh, even John, who doesn't know what the joke means*"
Basically a sock full of poop that people hide from their moms for example Eric Green
Someone could hide a poop sock from their mom
A sock used to defecate into, typically shared amongst siblings during playtime to avoid leaving to use the bathroom. A big mistake that's made is the when children grow up, they don't grow out of the poop sock phase. Either that or the middle child will take the poop sock and smack it against the wall spreading the poop all over the wall.
The youngest: Who has the poop sock? I need to go really badly.
The oldest: I think your big brother took it.
The middle: Guys, emergency! Mom found the poop sock!
a poop sock is a sock filled with poop. don’t let mommy find it. it is normally hidden under a bed.
god smut mom found the poop sock