A real dick because you are what you eat.
Man he's a real dick, that's a total Jake Brown!
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The bad-smelling byproduct of flatuence, a.k.a. fart fumes, that hangs in the air after a particular person has farted/passed gas.
"Brown's ghost is haunting the school cafeteria. Somebody get a can of air freshener...it's time for an exorcism!"
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Amazingly HOT, GORGEOUS, Incredible. The picture of perfection in the male species; uber male. The salt of the earth, wonderous in all things. AWE INSPIRING. Pure perfection.
John: "Someday I hope to be a Jason Browning".
Sally: "When I see a Jason Browning I cream myself".
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A light skinned person that is mixed and had a black mom. Soft brown people have black momma sass and white people privilege.
That girl is soft brown. Donβt approach. Sheβll slap you like a black girl and the cops will let it slide like sheβs a white girl.
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In recognition of successful completion of orgasmic bliss, you thank your partner by blessing them with the gift of a cranial turd.
It was a deeply religious experience, she handled the serpent in the form of a one eyed trouser snake, and took holy water on her face, neck and chest. For her piety I saw fit to bestow a crown of corn, and name her the "Brown Pope"
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Blonde Hair, Blue eyes. Crazzy sick lacrosse player. super sweet and tall. soo loveable. plays basketball and track too. shes the kindof girl who you love forever. an amazing person inside out. a beautiful soul. she is dedicated to God and Loves her Bestfriends.
"Bro, did you see Georgia Browne today"
"her ass be lookin fione"
"bro i know"
"she is amazing at lacrosse"
"and super sweet"
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Robert Brown is the kind of guy who words will never be able to fully describe. He's the guy who is there for you when you are down and will celebrate with you when you are happy. He doesn't find himself attractive yet he manages to be the cutest and sexy man you know. The respect he gives you will out way anything you've ever experienced before and it'll make you feel like the Queen(or king) you are. The effort Robert Brown puts forth makes you melt like ice cream on a hot summers day and the happiness you feel from it makes you love him more and more. Despite being shy in person, he definitely not shy in bed. Those strong hands make you feel safer than ever. If you ever get a Robert Brown, the worst thing you could do is let him believe he isn't worth it. He'll make you worth it to him, and you should never let him go.
Girl #1: OMG this guy is so amazing, he's not just boyfriend material, he's husband material.
Girl #2: Dang girl!!! Sounds like you got yourself a Robert Brown!
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