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To be very close to being so fat that you can\'t get through yor doorway anymore.
Wow! She\'s 3 M&Ms away from holy shit!
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A girl who has lost all sense of decorum and composure in a night club or bar. Spotted dancing on bars or VIP booths, projectile vomiting in the bathroom or back alley.
A 3 A.M. girl has Paris and Lindsay as their patron saints…their libation of choice is whatever they can afford or is purchased for them and they seem to develop an aversion to shoes somewhere around the 3 a.m. hour.
While usually seen at or around 3 a.m. (when the ugly lights come on in the club) there have been sightings as early as 9 p.m.
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Slav filled up his number 3 bag and stuck it to Kevins back
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The rule that states that if an individual has left an item at a friend's house that hasn't been moved or used within a 3 week period: then that item may be used by the household's occupants as an improvised ashtray.
Nathan: "Dude I was gonna make a coffee why the shit is my coffee mug full of ash and cigarette ends?"
Billy: "3 week rule man you have plenty of time you move it or use it"
Nathan: "I was in hospital I was in a fucking car crash you dick!"
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the theory the person you are seeing will put out on the third date
(used by Blink 182 in their song Wendy Clear)
guy 1: "yo dude did you get some last night?"
guy 2: "nah man the 3 date theory fails me."
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An alcohalic drink, generally served as a shot. While the exact recipe may vary slightly depending upon where it is being served it typically consists of equal parts of Whisky (Jack), Bourbon (Jim), Scotch (Johnny), and Tequila (Jose).
I drank a lot last night but it wasn't until Chris started in with the shots of 3 hicks and a spic that I got really drunk.
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Dude 1: I'm gonna go 1 up that cunt at the next football match
Dude 2: Oh yeah? Well I'm gonna 3 up him!
Dude 1: fuck u jerry
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