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No-U

RIGHT! I'M the solipsist! Isn't that weird? How I'M glue and everyone else is rubber so everything I say bounces right off them and sticks to me.

Hym "Really. With 100% accuracy. Everything I say. Watch: 'You're the greatest mind the world has ever seen!' "

A retard "No-U! You are!"

Hym "See!? It's every single thing I say! 'The sky is blue!' "

A retard "No, YOU'RE blue!"

Hym "You're being stalked and harassed perpetually!"

A retard "No, You're being stalked and harassed."

Hym "It's literally everything. And for what? Because 'I can't KNOW that the guy who promised you immortality in the form of an incest cult was lying so I need to show some epistemic humility!' Or 'I should feel more bad for women because they had to fuck guys they didn't want to instead of having to carry thing perpetually for the guy who fucked them and have their existence harvested out from underneath them?' Or, wait, because 'Retard shouldn't have to do the thing we want you to do.' It's fucking ridiculous.

You see it now, right? You see the thing you're actively doing to me why people are murdering your kids right? You're not going to get the guns. They need the guns to protect THEIR kids and are NEVER going to give them up. You're only option is to stop doing shit like this but you won't because it means you won't be able to have dominion over the lives of every person whose existence you're aware of! You won't be able to infest their lives like the fucking plague you are. Look at the balloon pop guy! By virtue of (simply) being aware of his existence, people took it upon themselves to claim dominion over his life and get his job taken away."

A retard "I wasn't me specifically though!"

Hym "Silence is violence, bitch. You don't actually believe any of the shit you say. You're not effect proponents of your own ideas."

A retard "No-U!"

by Hym Iam June 23, 2024


No u

the best come back

"Your mum gay"
"No u"

by Dora no U March 1, 2019


No U

An autistic kid named bennet will continually abuse and use this phrase and kill the joke.

"NO U!" There's Bennett killing another joke. Fuck not again! What's next the Area 51 raid or The Fortnite blackhole event?

by Jack kravec October 23, 2019


no u

the flip around. it can make any attack, both physical and mental, turn back upon the attacker. only select people have the ability to use it, including memermen, and you can usally find them as leaders in your community. they make great friends, but horrid enemies.

i hate you, and your moms GAY. OOHH
"no u"
instantly desentygrates.

by plasticman15505 March 21, 2019


no u

The best comeback

person 1: your so dumb
person 2: no u

by qxoid January 6, 2022


no u

the best comeback there is, if someone says no u in an argument, you automatically lose.

jeff: ur mom gay
joe: no u
jeff: impossible. dies

by no_uqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm October 27, 2020


No u

An argument used on the internet to tell someone "I will not do that, you do that" It is used in good humor, but us nonsense to someone who doesn't know about it.

User 1: kys
User 2: no u

by There'sAMemeInMySoup February 6, 2016