Arby's number 2

When a women has partaken in sexual activity too often and is left with pussy lips that can be compared to an Arby's roast beef sandwich

Man 1 "dude I think I'm going to try and sleep with Jessica."
Man 2 " nah man I heard she's got an Arby's number 2."
Man 1 "forget it that's disgusting."

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2:30 feeling

When you haven't had a five hour energy, and you find it hard to stay awake.
Alternatively: an excuse in a boring situation, when you just don't want to be there.

Boss: Johnson, wake up!

Johnson: So sorry, I got that 2:30 feeling

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Period 2 hunger

The hunger one experiences around Period 2 at school, which is usually around 10-10.30 am.

This hunger comes at the time of the morning when food levels are at a low, a few hours after breakfast and an hour before recess.

A: Dammit! I have Period 2 hunger!
B: I share your pain, brah...

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sexy nurses 2

the pornographic film to which countless self produced loads were generated by my friend Andy

I jerked off to sexy nurses 2 last night.

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starcraft 2

A game for nerds who have no lives

omg that nerd plays starcraft 2 all day long. That's why he has no friends.

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halo 2 obsession

basically what millions of people have after november 9th, 2004

sam got total halo 2 addiction after november 9th, 2004

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Modern Warfare 2

The most overrated video game in history. Sporting poor balance, a too-short campaign, glitches, terrible maps, and a group of raving idiot fanboys of the game who think they will join the Army Rangers when they reach 18.

Idiot: Modern Warfare 2 is realistic!

Anyone who knows shit: *facepalm*

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