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Air Lozenge

A pretending to use a pill rather than taking one's required medication. The actual pill may be hid in one's sleeve, anus/rectum, or nasal cavity until anyone forcing one to consume the pill is out of the room. The anus thing doesn't really work if it's a suppository.

Geez, grampa really doesn't want his medication. I saw he was taking an air lozenge while he shoved the pills up his bum until the nurse left.

by Niger Tits November 24, 2015


clearing out the airing cupboard

A poo of so epic a proportion that no matter how many hands of paper towels you pull out to buff up your rusty star the old brown biro never runs out of ink , hide your socks

USED ALL THE CHUFFING BOG ROLL

Shouting from the bog ......
Throw up another bog roll love , Im clearing out the airing cupboard up here

Gone through more bog roll than a covid 19 panic buying individual

by Trentbridge Troll April 16, 2021


Royal Canadian Air Cadets

A Canadian Organization for youth aged 12-18. Funded by the Department of National Defense and partners with the Canadian Armed Forces Reserves Cadet Instructor Cadre. The aims of the program are to exercise citizenship and leadership, promote physical fitness, and stimulate an interest in the air activities of the Canadian Armed Forces. Fun, challenging, accepting, rewarding, safe and opportunity are words that I would use to describe the program.

"Wow this guy did Royal Canadian Air Cadets, we should hire him"
"She wants to be a pilot? Did she try air cadets?"

by ethan.the.ehviator April 8, 2021


Major Air Dribble

What happens when you pull your pants up too fast after going to the bathrooms

I just took a shit and I had a Major Air Dribble

by OrionJeremy March 1, 2019


Air Guitar

When you're standing there naked with a girl and you insert your thumb into a female's anus, and two to four fingers from the same hand into her vagina, (depending on her promiscuity) and reach around with the other hand and stimulate her clit; then, when the guitar solo hits on the radio, you lean back and pick her up by her vagina and begin to riff with all your fingers as if youre playing the guitar.

Danny: "Sup Jeff, how dis your date with Limda go?"
Jeff: "So me and Linda were about to knock boots when suddenly my favorite guitar solo came on the radio, so i stuck all my fingers inside her and i picked her up and played her like an air guitar for the etire solo! She loved it!"

by Kawasakid650 February 2, 2018


What happens when your losing air

So if youve been a good boy, when you start losing air yeah, the angels come down from the heavens and tickle your balls, but if youve been a bad boy they come down and give you a vagina.

so on tuesday i got my balls tickled by an angel What happens when your losing air

by i love mi balls tickled June 5, 2021


Air freshna

whitey that freshins the air for the wannna be rappers.; pet fabreeze

:Air freshna get over here
:Ok doe boy freshness

by formally known as air freshna May 7, 2009