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A term used to describe a male that has no prospects in life whatsoever. A man who drifts through life aimlessly without any goals in mind. See: Scrub.
Popularized by John Singleton's movie of the same name, which featured Snoop Dogg and Tyrese.
Some characteristics (but not limited to) are:
1) Still lives with his mama,
2) Has no job/money,
3) Has a kid (or children) from more than one girl.
"Yo foo, did you just father another child from a different girl? Damn, youse a Baby Boy."
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an oxymoron. the most bad ass vehicle to ever to be hand
crafted by the gods. bad ass god in car form one must be qualified in only one area to drive a baby truck. flipping a bird. When baby truck passes inadequate drivers aka females and slow drivers one must fist pump out the window like champ
Yesterday i saw... baby truck in Ohio, for some reason the
people fist pumped at me.
When i asked chuck norris what kind of car he drove he said "i only drive baby truck"
when i asked kirsten to drive her baby truck she said no that only she had the divine right.
when tyler and kenzie tried to touch baby truck their hands burnt off.
on mean girls when regina george gets hit by a bus, it was really a baby truck in disguise
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noun: an intense desire to give up your figure for nine months so that you can bring a child into the world who you will love, cherish, have lots of stress over, and get ugly veins in your legs from.
"I got hit with baby-itch so bad today that I bought a diaper bag to put away...just in case, y'know, just in case."
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A man who has a child or children by a woman who is not/no longer his wife or girlfriend.
My baby's daddy is so sweet, he'll do anything for her/him that he can.
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A completely fictional creature invented in the 1980's by the Church of Voodoo Pharmacology. The allegation was that crack cocaine smoked by pregnant women essentially caused fetal alcohol syndrome, when in fact (as many doctors have testified), the often-freakish babies born to crack addicts were the victims of serious malnutrition (as their mothers were often very poor and/or retarded) and of course fetal alcohol syndrome.
Interviewer: Tell us about the crack baby plague which is sweeping the nation.
Doctor: Actually, on examining these "crack babies," I find that their mothers were almost always alcholics and chain-smokers who were seriously malnourished during pregnancy. Any fetus would be extremely lucky to end up normal in that situation, with or without cocaine.
Interviewer: No, you're not getting the concept. We want to know about the *plague* of *crack babies*. If you won't cooperate we'll just interview someone else.
(true story, paraphrased)
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A baby concieved by two members of the Youtube community.
"EVERYBODY wants to have Barry Aldridge's Youtube baby."
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Elmo's homie on Sesame Street.
Elmo tries to hook up Baby Bear with Maria but she is just way out of Baby Bear's league... for now
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