A dairy product which is used to attract and capture wild hippos. After a hippo sized hole is dug in the ground it is covered by leaves over a straw mat. The cheese is placed in the centre. Nocturnal feeding hippos are lured by the scent of the cheese and fall into the hole below. They can then be domesticated and trained to be house-hippos.
Also used to describe something that appears better than it seems or lures somebody into danger.
I've read the brochure but its a load of hippo-cheese.
Whilst the upper classes believe that they can dabble with cocaine and not get hurt, they are in fact playing with hippo-cheese.
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The triangle shaped sweat mark left by a woman on a vinyl seat. Most often seen on exercise equipment.
Damn MaryBeth, are you going to wipe off that cheese slice you left on the Lat Pulldown?
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"Fancy goin' down Canton for a balti bruv?"
"Nah, I'm just gonna have some chips and cheese."
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a pussy that hasn't been cleaned since the last time it was fucked
that whore was too crusty cheese for me.. it made me feel sick
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Someone who likes to sniff other peoples bums, any sex or sexuality.
"omg, he was Cheese Monkey-ing like a badman last night"
"eww really"
"mhm"
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