Dad

A man who is in your life then 9 time out of 10 leaves "for the milk"

Mum where is my dad

Getting the milk

Dad

The person who has been with you your whole life..... oh wait.

MOM!!! THAT'S WHY DAD LEFT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dad

a mythical creacher that is the male equavulat of mom

when is dad going to bring milk it has been 17 years?

dad

dad
someone who raped 15 different women in 15 different months

my dad is a special person

dad

the mf'er that leaves to new orlands when he says he will be back soon

me-hay dad were are you going

dad-to the store I'll be back soon

also dad-leaves to new orlands

Dad

Grump old man

Over protected grumpy and loving dad

DAD

DAMN YOU DAD! *STARTS SHAKING FIST WIDLY*

MY DAD ATE MY CHAIR