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a: you're a bad boy yardie, you're supposed to know how to get rid of bodies
b: no, bad boy yardies know how to create dead bodies.
when you are so drunk, you can't move or respond in any way but saying you are dead as a door knob even though you fully are aware it makes no sense.
i am dead. as dead as a door knob!
the hand that wild bill hichock had when he was shot do death on a poker game. not two pair, its a full house aces over eights.
hellmuith is gonna get trapped by doyle brunson here, helmuith has aces but doyle has the dead man's hand.
a kiss in which a man holds his mouth on the other recipient for an unnecessary amount of time
"He gave me a dead man's kiss for 7 hours straight and now I am pruneish!"
it happens when you divide by zero
Every time you divide by zero, you make a dead baby seal.
The name of an ever changing screamo/metal Band from Citrus Heights. Occasionally they add good band members, only to dissapoint them with their constant goal of mediocrity, and then losing them. Needless to say this band is not much to hear about, seeing as their name isn't even a proper noun. If you've heard about them, you probably have dyed your hair black more than twice, and melted your eyeliner before putting it on. The coolest thing about this band is the hand painted banner a former member was gifted that smells of spiced tea.
someone outside of Citrus Heights, but within a 2 mile radius: "Have you heard of tag! you're dead?" "no."
someone from Citrus Heights:
"Have you heard of tag! you're dead?" "yeah, a friend of mine was in the band, he's really good, but he left, his new band is actually playing a big show this weekend with (insert good headlining band here)!"
When a troll continues arguing in a flame war thread that is long dead as both sides have made all of their points and have stopped caring.
Offenders are typically crying for attention, with have low self esteem and attention deficit problems.
Similar to the traditional "flogging a dead horse".
Pseudo-intellectual 1: Well I don't want to say too much on the topic, but: ... (5 paragraphs of opinionated rant).
Pseudo-intellectual 2: I support this, and would like to further add: ... (3 paragraphs of rhetorical questions and half-baked psycho-analysis).
<Thread Dies>
<2 weeks later>
Ring-in: This isn't really my argument but in my opinion both sides are wrong. I don't want to say a lot but... (10 paragraphs of literary quotes, topical allusions and first year philosophy diploma name dropping).
Observer: Doesn't this ring-in know that he's blogging a dead horse?