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Joke told in order to gain shock value, typically told by the lower of the intelligence ladder. The jokes are uncalled for and only meant to piss people off.
New guy:Look on billybinos profile, hes made 664,234 posts on this forum in only 12 months! He must always be online.
Old Guy: yea, he basically lives online, look hes made a new dead baby joke.
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Oasis is dead to me ever since the lead singer died in a freak N64 accedent, and they replaced him with Fred Durst. Not only did they replace him with Fred Durst, they replaced him with the entire Good Charlotte band, featuring Fred Durst...
...and Ashlee Simpson.
My Wonderwall is dead, I'm gonna go listen to Linkin Park and cut myself.
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a: you're a bad boy yardie, you're supposed to know how to get rid of bodies
b: no, bad boy yardies know how to create dead bodies.
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when you are so drunk, you can't move or respond in any way but saying you are dead as a door knob even though you fully are aware it makes no sense.
i am dead. as dead as a door knob!
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the hand that wild bill hichock had when he was shot do death on a poker game. not two pair, its a full house aces over eights.
hellmuith is gonna get trapped by doyle brunson here, helmuith has aces but doyle has the dead man's hand.
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it happens when you divide by zero
Every time you divide by zero, you make a dead baby seal.
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a kiss in which a man holds his mouth on the other recipient for an unnecessary amount of time
"He gave me a dead man's kiss for 7 hours straight and now I am pruneish!"
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