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The act of giving a grown man a swirley and banging his head off the toilet and after he gets up proceeding to knock him out all while having a fat lip of grizzley in your mouth
That guy at the bar nut tapped me so I dragged him in the bathroom and quirked his ass.
You got quirked punk.
When someone's chatting so much shit that isn't true
Man 1: did you hear Dave talking about his new girlfriend
Man 2: nah mate Dave's got no bins
It means songs that hit hard bass wise and with the fire beat and lyrics
I got the slaps that will fuck up your subs
The term said by your Pop at Christmas lunch that fills you with pure rage and a feeling of deep loneliness.
Aunty: That was such a good movie hahaha
Mum: I love the part where h-
Pop: you got a girlfriend yet mate?
Me: no hahaha *slowly crying inside
Becomin a victim of a sexual terrorist attack that impacts 5 or more people from the same friend group
Bro did you hear? Joe and James both got feaged last night
When you’re gonna check ya girl’s phone and she either snatches it or begs to get it back, this is what to say.
Her: Please give me back my phone!
Him: Got FBI files on your phone?
Greece's Got Talent is basically America's Got Talent, except it takes place in Greece, the judges are stricter and the acts are not as good.
Right now I'm in the bathroom because I drank too much ice tea watching Greece's Got Talent with my family.