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When someone has long, skinny legs and a big ole kneecap that looks awkward and disproportionate. Typically seen in adolescents and preteens but may persist into adulthood in select cases.
Damn, looks at that girl’s horse knees! Lol!
A majestic creature, a good man who plays to much halo
The Horse Gurdian said, if a football player loses his cock, what might he put down his pants?
that random fucking shit my uncle sent me involving two horses fucking each other. i also saw my boyfriend watching it.
jim likes watching horses fuck.
its called HORSE PORN you motherfucker
An alternative to the saying, “you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”.
Since Chernobyl is a highly radioactive area...death is certain if you remain there for too long.
-Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia- Example Below for better use and help to understand old proverb...
American: “here we say you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”
Russian: “in Soviet Russia they used to say something like that too! Except it went... you can lead a horse to water, but you can also lead your horse to Chernobyl! And then you’re both fucked!”
American: “cold world huh”
Russian: “nope just Siberian Winter”
-Leading a Horse to Water in Soviet Russia-
A woman starts riding her man in the reverse cowgirl position then sticks her finger up his butt dry and the girl tries to stay on for as long as possible.
I rode a drunk horse last night.
When some idiot won't wait for you
Idiot: Cmon, we gotta go!
You: Hold your horse nuggets!
Something important or relevant for a short amount of time, after which it becomes irrelevant or unimportant.
That relationship was a nuke horse, it's good you broke up with him