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hard black bong

Your moms penis

You saw mommys "hard black bong"?

by Jeffs sucks ur moms bong January 14, 2022


Hard work

Inextricably linked with moral value (says the business owner)

Business owner "Boy-oh-boy, do I love hard word. Isn't hard work great? Man... Anyone who doesn't work hard is a piece of shit. They should work harder... For me... Right?"

Iam & Hym😐😐 "................"

Business owner "Guys?.... I'm right aren't I?.... Guys? Tell me I'm right. Tell me I'm right or you're a bad person."

Hym & Iam 😐😐"..............."

Business owner "Guys? Right? Being lazy is just a-oh-so-bad huh guys? Reeeal bad."

Hym πŸ˜‘ "Get in the trunk." *Grabs business owner's collar*

Business owner "Oh jeez! What are you doing to me!?"

Hym "No, get in the trunk we're going for a ride."

Business owner "OoOoOoOh NoOoOoO!"

Iam 😱 "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? STOP!"

Hym "What? I just want to show him how hard I'm willing to work to get his corpse to the bottom of a river." *Stuffs business owner into trunk*

Business owner *muffled screams*

Hym *gets in car*

Iam "Don't..." πŸ‘‹πŸ˜Ÿ

Hym *drives away*

Iam "...Leave me here...." 😩

by Hym Iam July 7, 2022


Hard Work

Something Erling Braut Haaland does every single day and night which is why he is so good at football.

Interviewer: "What's your secret? You've scored 10 times now in the champions league."
Haaland: "To work hard."

Hard work is the process of persevering through something that requires a great deal of effort and endurance.

by Fotball_Emil August 22, 2022


hard henry

Name for an erect cock.

Let's go bitch I got a hard Henry.

by gbear31 March 20, 2016


Dapper Harding

Dapper Harding is the dog of Izzy Harding and adopted brother of Hope Harding. Dapper was born in the spring of 2017. Dapper is a Plott Hound.

1: Is Dapper Harding too good?
2: Yeah, Dapper is such a swag dog tbh.

by oscaroscar April 16, 2021


Hard leg

A man or men who have penis that still get hard, old slang word for old heads

All y’all hard legs go sit down somewhere and get out them young women faces

by Urban slang genius for March 21, 2019


Hard Dick

when your horny as hell

I currently have a "hard dick"

by 69420 cocks in my room March 21, 2022