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Where you insert your head in a woman's vagina and Wear her like a rain hat
I stuck my head in her vag and wore her like a rain hat
When you take your family to the magical world of Disney and spend five days in scorching ball dripping heat, getting run over by heifers in electric scooters and spending more than half your salary on Mickey shaped treats while getting in two rides a day and all you come away with is a hat with a picture of that mother fucker on the front.
My husband was so angry when we were finally leaving Disney that to commemorate the financial destruction we had just gone though he decided to buy one last thing, Mickey’s hat of despair. I’m not sure we will ever recover.
When one preforms anal sex without lubrication, and gets a nasty rash around the penis.
Man I got a nasty rash hat last night, I knew I should have looked for the lube longer.
what one does in school because religion isnt allowed there.
teacher: you all have to say 'praise the lord before i'll let you out'
john: fuuuccckkk that i could worship the hat if i wanted to!
*praises fitted hat*
a hat only faggots and lesbians wear.
“OMG! did you see Eva wearing the blue santa hat? she looks so dumb!!”
“I know!!!!”
Bunny hat kids are younger teens that wear bunny hats, which were popularized in 2020 by a sub-genre in tiktok culture dubbed alt tiktok. Bunny hat kids are associated with demonias, hello kitty, monster energy, fascism, nazism, neopronouns, the LGBTQ community, unusual makeup, discord, and much, much worse.
An odd pattern between bunny hat kids is being transgender, and changing your name. Stereotypical names include Kai, Arson, and Moth. Pronouns that bunny hat kids use are typically neopronouns or xenopronouns.
Bunny hat kids are usually highly susceptible to anything you can think of. Food, bandaids, bright colors, specific words or phrases, objects, anything you can think of, might offend a bunny hat kid.
"I am a bunny hat kid. I love danganronpa and wacky eyeliner, and my pronouns are he/it/they/bun/void."
MY BROTHER IN LAW IS A" Mr.Ass Hat"...BECAUSE HE HAS SHIT FOR BRAINS.