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A song by Alice Cooper. Good song to listen to when you turn eighteen.
Turns eighteen: I'm eighteen!, and I don't know what I want!
Ewww I hate the word OMG so bitch your not going to happen like its not I'm not a hoe
Ewww I hate the word OMG so bitch your not going to happen like its not I'm not a hoe
When you're so angry with someone you momentarily feel like commiting murder. This term was thought to originate from the British Soap character Pat Phelan, an infamous serial killer.
I'm so angry that he stole my ergonomic pen. I'm phelan like Pat.
When someone tries to explain that they aren't a faggot but they are indeed a faggot.
Logan: "I'm not gay, I swear!"
Tucker: "You literally sent 50 gay porn videos to me."
Logan: "That's because it's funny!"
a popular response in tweet form to a selfie with deer
it is a sentence you idiot "I'm getting the running"
🤫🧏 ♂️
A beautiful technique that also allows you to get out of any conversation when you’re improving your jawline with the mewing technique.
Bob “Hey bro, are you sleeping with my girlfriend?”
You “🤫🧏 ♂️”
Bob “Did you just say ‘shhh I'm mewing’ to my face?”
You “🤫🧏 ♂️”
My name is Marie, i go by mari.
i'm 70% aesthetic and 20% funny.
my goal is to be popular!
i am a simp here, and if you don't care about me there, kindly don't raise your speech at me.
I'm new! check this out.