someone who is mean, and eats people lives or ruins them
person 1: omg she totally just left me wihtout saying bye
person 2: what a life eater
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The act of completely putting a person on ignore through all communication means, including ignoring/blocking phone calls, text messages, instant messages, visits, filtering emails, blocking them on Facebook, Twitter and other various social networking sites and even /ignoring them on your favorite MMORPGS.
Sarah: So... how are you?
Robert: I'm doing fine but why are you calling? I thought you put me on life ignore.
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1. An expression used to sum up how a person feels about certain situations that don't seem to be that bad.
A sentence that usually follows an emotional dump.
2. An expression used to feel better when you are feeling down due to a bad experience happening at the moment.
Example 1: I went to this show for free and the guy at the door made me wait for, like, a whole 5 minutes. Thank God my boobs are this big and I look this hot because the bouncer, like, totally let me skip the line... but that won't change the fact that I had to waste 5 minutes waiting. This is my life.
Example 2: It's really hot in my appartment and I can't sleep on this couch. This is my life *laughs*
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When something varies in greatness.
Life refers to positive things.
Death refers to negative things.
That is of life.
This is of death.
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When you space out for roughly two seconds, long enough to forget what you were doing. This is sometimes preceded by daydreaming and followed by weird stares from friends when you look around trying to figure out where you are.
Rob: Why is Steve just sitting there?
Micheal: He's got life lag.
(Gets up and flicks Steve)
Steve: Holy--What? (Steve looks around)
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George and Emma were having life chats in the closet.
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